5 Fishing Jokes: Why Do Fish Always Lose Their Court Cases?

Because they're always gill-ty

Now that we've hooked you, here are a few more lines:

What do you call a fish with 10 eyes?

fiiiiiiiiiish

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to drink beer and talk about how muchbetter the old bulb was.

What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?

Dam!

What do you call a fish that won't shut up?!

Big mouthed bass

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice from above said, “There are no fish down there.” He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There are no fish down there.” He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.” He looked up into the sky and asked, “God, is that you?” “No, you idiot,” the voice said, “it’s the rink manager.”